Reasons that Santa Claus is better than Mohammed

1. Santa can fly but Mohammed can't.

2. All kids love Santa.

3. No body has ever killed anyone in the name of Santa.

4. Santa gives present to kids but Mohammed gave sperms to a kid.

5. Santa didn't die of syphillis.

6. Santa has one Mrs.Santa.

7. Santa doesn't say, "Accept me or I'll kill you."

8. You can speak to Santa in any languages not just Arabic.

9. You don't have to keep wishing 'piss be upon Santa".

10.  Santa uses toilet paper.

11. Santa can read and write.

12. Santa didn't declare "Jihad"

13. Santa's believers are good kids; Mohammed's believers....Where are the twin towers?